The Empire of Apocana Nacionalizmi is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, restrictive gun laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 283 million Apocana Nacionalizmians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.6%.

The strong Apocana Nacionalizmian economy, worth 12.0 trillion Shenjats a year, is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 42,257 Shenjats, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Apocana Nacionalizmi's national animal is the Apocan Eagle.

Apocana Nacionalizmi is ranked 238,683^rd in the world and 1,275^th in Europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 128.33 on the Gilded Widget Scale.